I currently live in Upstate New York, but was born and raised in Germany! (Yes, I AM German. I speak it, write it, yell in it, swear in it, dream it, and have that thing called a citizenship.) And I'm very proud (oooh, a sin) of being both a German/Bavarian and an U.S.-ian.
Ask me anything
I'm a French major whose French is terrible and therefore I am going to Montpellier, France for a year this fall!
This blog is anything and everything that I like. :D And you may be wondering about the name of my blog. The answer to your question is that my favorite animal are squirrels.
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.
people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.
people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.